Hello People!
So today the budget is being announced. 5th budget! a WOW thing!!
How much this nation has cursed Zardari Sahab but see, the dus feesud guy is still chairing the presidency! Cheers!! Lucky man!!
Hafiz Shiekh, the on-rent minister,announces the 5th consecutive budget of Gilani Hukumat! Himself accepts 'NOT A SINGLE TARGET COULD BE ACHIEVED THIS YEAR' but to my Lord, I will still give the budget speech! Yesterday, he sat in front of the cameras and presented the annual economic survey for the fiscal year 2011-2012.
I take the privilege to share some of the most extraordinary things and success stories of the Jamhuri hukumat. (Recite Bismillah once) Down we go:
Hope you all are in best of health and will be able to keep that after a few days also (butt-jut!!).
Pakistan Zindabad
So today the budget is being announced. 5th budget! a WOW thing!!
How much this nation has cursed Zardari Sahab but see, the dus feesud guy is still chairing the presidency! Cheers!! Lucky man!!
Hafiz Shiekh, the on-rent minister,announces the 5th consecutive budget of Gilani Hukumat! Himself accepts 'NOT A SINGLE TARGET COULD BE ACHIEVED THIS YEAR' but to my Lord, I will still give the budget speech! Yesterday, he sat in front of the cameras and presented the annual economic survey for the fiscal year 2011-2012.
I take the privilege to share some of the most extraordinary things and success stories of the Jamhuri hukumat. (Recite Bismillah once) Down we go:
- Inflation rate has reduced in the last 3 years. ( I see, that is why I buy a liter of milk for Rs. 75 now!)
- Government has reduced its expenditure. ( 'PM is going to Britain with a delegation of 80 members. In the 5 star hotel in London, 80 rooms are booked ; costing around 8 million rupees per day.' I read in a paper just a month ago.)
- The elected government never willed to increase prices of petroleum but we had to do so as the prices increased in the international market. ( Recently, Rs. 15 have been shortened in the International market but the relief given to Pakistanis is almost 1/5th of what is given in the other countries of the world.)
- We have brought a large number of big fishes in the tax net. (Zaradari, Gillani, Sharifs and Chaudries are just cockroaches. Aww poor!! People please donate your clothes to them!)
- This year has proved to be a fruitful one for the economic growth.( Even undergarments are bloody expensive now. A khaccha cost Rs. 300!!)
Hope you all are in best of health and will be able to keep that after a few days also (butt-jut!!).
Pakistan Zindabad
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